Dance with me (insert member of U2 here)!

Dance with me (insert member of U2 here)!

It’s every woman’s dream to dance with Bono.  Except mine.

I mean I wouldn’t bat him away if he was gracious enough to ask, but I’d always be gazing longingly over to his right, and I think it would just make things a bit awkward, don’t you?

All kidding aside, who can forget the amazing moment caught on the Elevation Boston DVD where he brings up the crumbling girl during With Or Without You, lying on the stage with her as he sang and brought her to tears of joy?  It was a great moment that made millions jealous, but she was very gracious and polite, and you just had to root for her, even if she happened to be living YOUR dream.  Speaking of dancing, how about the CoolestChickInTheWorldTM dancing with him during Mysterious Ways on theVertigo Chicago DVD?  Those moves put his to shame – how great was she?

Those two moments they definitely got right, but I’ve certainly heard a few tales of girls wanting to play a bit of grab-ass with Paul David Hewson… I’m always embarrassed for them.  There’s some pretty amusing videos out there with evidence of such, but come on ladies – if you know Bono at all, you know that he’s not coming home with you tonight – and you just made yourself look like an ass by trying to grab his.

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